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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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Rest in Paradise - Raheese

whereamiinurworld:

Here it is. 7 months in progress and this is what I come up with. Thank you to all who supported and a big fuck you to all who rejected me. I’m really excited about this project. I have edited, produced, written, recorded, and created every detail of this project. I’ve been through ups and downs and put them together and formulated this entire album. As I have learned, through this long process, that regardless of what you do, you will receive critique, good and bad. I have dealt with the mental let downs day by day and still stand strong for my music and myself. As I soaked up the insults, I told myself never to let anyone corrupt my actions. I have alternated their abuse and recreated the matter into my music. I have succeeded to balance the anger they’ve produced and translated it into art. But who cares anyway right? I guess I’m the only one who does.. As of now, listen and Rest in Paradise… http://www.datpiff.com/Raheese-Rest-In-Paradise-mixtape.484348.html
Rest in Paradise - Raheese

whereamiinurworld:

Here it is. 7 months in progress and this is what I come up with. Thank you to all who supported and a big fuck you to all who rejected me. I’m really excited about this project. I have edited, produced, written, recorded, and created every detail of this project. I’ve been through ups and downs and put them together and formulated this entire album. As I have learned, through this long process, that regardless of what you do, you will receive critique, good and bad. I have dealt with the mental let downs day by day and still stand strong for my music and myself. As I soaked up the insults, I told myself never to let anyone corrupt my actions. I have alternated their abuse and recreated the matter into my music. I have succeeded to balance the anger they’ve produced and translated it into art. But who cares anyway right? I guess I’m the only one who does.. As of now, listen and Rest in Paradise… http://www.datpiff.com/Raheese-Rest-In-Paradise-mixtape.484348.html

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beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence. On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad! Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased. It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father. Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper. Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. “You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.” The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak. “When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
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